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broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

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all-good-usernames-are-taken:

the-awesome-adventurer:

fucking snitch

Why were they even following a moose

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hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

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unclefather:

"Who wants to be a millionaire?" Me. This game is easy. Next question. 

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distantshots:

We’re not true friends until I’ve harassed you to watch a TV show I’m watching

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jaramo:

gay8:

do celebrities ever get called for jury duty? imagine having shaquille o’neal declare you guilty

get slammed in two courts at once

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religiousmom:

do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

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